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Employed Suckers on Instagram: "Here's list of the weirdest, most unusual inventions ever dreamed up by humanity—dialing the absurdity up to levels that make you question if inventors were secretly aliens on a prank mission: - Urban Window Baby Cage: Dangles your infant out a high-rise window for "fresh air" like a human bird feeder—parental love meets vertigo. - Mass Shaving Machine: Shaves a dozen beards at once with spinning blades—barber efficiency or accidental facelift chaos. - Yodel Meter